Nothing new here think I heard most of these about 40 years ago when I had teeth. Surprised they didn’t come up with the most classic of all about Never Underestimate A Woman Who Understands Football And Love Collingwood Football Shirt family doing their pre-Christmas shoplifting. Not to mention the one about the return Eagles flight from an Eastern States loss – the pilot gets to cruising speed then shuts off the engine as the whining gets it home.
